Christmas Musings

Happy holidays to all -

A thought to share with everyone on this festive occasion -

Have you ever noticed that when your in a restauraunt, and a very elderly person comes in, they almost always face towards or away from you - but rarely seem to be seen in profile? Add to this the mystery of the dissapearing pants on old men, you know the ones where they seem to be shoulder high from the back, yet waist level at the front? It doesnt make sense.

My only conclusion is that as one ages - as their skeletal structure begins to shrink - they also slowly regress dimensionally until they exist in only two dimensions, or at a kind of nexus point between the two, where they fluctuate randomly from one to the other. Interestingly enough - this would be caused by the fourth dimension, which would add credence to my theory.